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08.06.2025 13:58
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Just Forget it!
How was your JEE Advanced 2024 result?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What’s the best way to get over someone you love?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No go.